Posted : il y a 2 heures

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

its-arrested-development:

Michael visits his mother in rehab.

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weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

Anonyme sent: Are you a young Raquel Welch or no?

lol I wish. She’s fabulous and I’m just another regular white girl.

entitledrichpeople:

The Catch 22 with poor people and clothes is that if you wear “expensive” looking or upperclass coded clothes, rich people claim that you don’t need help and are taking advantage of welfare.  But if you wear “cheap” looking or lower class coded clothes, then they see you as “trashy” and tell you that it’s your presentation and manner of dress that are to blame for classism and discrimination against you.

Posted : il y a 3 heures
tags: #audio
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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source : mashup-central)

Posted : il y a 3 heures

It’s too bad that most people in North America only know the Proclaimers for “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”, because they’re a great band with so many amazing songs. I would love to see them live!

Posted : il y a 3 heures

Season 2 episode 17 of the Mindy Project made me cry…

The Proclaimers | "(I'm Gonna) Burn Your Playhouse Down"

rickydillon:

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

ICONIC

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Posted : il y a 4 heures
avengeallthethings:

theacenightwatch:

classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

I like this better than the anti-smoking advertisements on TV that try to scare the shit out of you.

I quit smoking a year ago.


My dad quit smoking 6 years ago. It was hard on him at first, but today he looks (and says that he feels) 10 years younger than when he smoked.

avengeallthethings:

theacenightwatch:

classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

I like this better than the anti-smoking advertisements on TV that try to scare the shit out of you.

I quit smoking a year ago.

My dad quit smoking 6 years ago. It was hard on him at first, but today he looks (and says that he feels) 10 years younger than when he smoked.

Posted : il y a 4 heures

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

Anne Bancroft, Dustin Hoffman, and Mike Nichols on the set of The Graduate (1967), photographed by Bob Willoughby. 

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Posted : il y a 4 heures
tags: #loves it
apprentie-cineaste-du-dimanche:

Hey !  Look what I’ve found the original selfie from the 27th Academy Awards in 1955…or almost haha !
From left-to-right and top-to-bottom : Grace Kelly, James Dean, Audrey Hepburn, James Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Elizabeth Taylor, Lauren Bacall, Gregory Peck, Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman and Katharine Hepburn.

apprentie-cineaste-du-dimanche:

Hey !  Look what I’ve found the original selfie from the 27th Academy Awards in 1955…or almost haha !

From left-to-right and top-to-bottom : Grace Kelly, James Dean, Audrey Hepburn, James Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Elizabeth Taylor, Lauren Bacall, Gregory Peck, Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman and Katharine Hepburn.